Pop star Rihanna was filming a video in a field near Bangor, Northern Ireland, when landowner Alan Graham shut her down over a couple of bare breasts.

“The state of undress was becoming inappropriate,” said Farmer Graham. “I had a conversation with Rihanna. I hope she understands where I’m coming from. We shook hands.”

Unfortunately, the shots we have of Rihanna aren’t too great — check it:

Graham admits he doesn’t know who Rihanna is — well, there’s your problem. If you live on an otherwise boring farm and Rihanna shows up at your door asking to film a video in your field, you say yes because you know she will be running around topless. Having Rihanna topless on your farm is the whole point of having Rihanna on your farm at all. She really doesn’t like covering up her stuff — here’s a collection of her best topless and nearly-topless moments.

Sheesh, put a shirt on, lady! Just kidding; please don’t.