They did it, those brutal savages. They did it. Those pie-eating, bitters-swilling, footy-watching English. They voted not just one but two glamour models out of the Celebrity Big Brother house. First Rhian Sugden was given the boot, then two days later Danica Thrall was shown the door. What is up with these people?
Danica and Rhian are gone, but Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino remains? Yes, you read that correctly, The Situation is on the UK series Big Brother. That’s just… wrong.
So no hope this time of a super-hot topless model walking off with the prize and vaulting to stardom as Sophie “Dogface” Reade did.
This, after Rhian was told she’d be on The Daily Show and then somehow wasn’t.
Well, Rhian and Danica, you’re still winners in our book. And if we ever found ourselves in a strange house with a bunch of strange people, we’d boot everyone else — yes, even The Situation, and even the bassist for Spandau Ballet — before you.
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