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1983 Playmate Playoffs

Posted 7/14/2010 at 11:15 am by

Playmates of 1983

The year was 1983—Ronald Reagan ruled, MASH ended and Return of the Jedi dominated the movie box office. Not to be outdone, our super hot Playmates participated in a three-day competitive extravaganza, which included a number of water-soaked events. Classic ’80s game show personality Chuck Woolery happily hosted the proceedings.

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“1983 Playmate Playoffs”
  1. 1
    Robin says...
    10:42 am on July 20th, 2010

    Look, natural breasts! See girls, you can be beautiful without augmentation.

    The Playmate Playoffs look like a total blast.

  2. 2
    Dave O' says...
    11:41 am on July 20th, 2010

    I agree Robin! ;)

  3. 3
    iheartubuntu says...
    11:44 am on July 20th, 2010

    Wow, time to get in my hot tub time machine. Talk about heaven!

  4. 4
    John says...
    12:32 pm on July 20th, 2010

    I agree! Lovely!

    Anyone have a list of the Playmates that participated?

    I’d love to know the name of the girl in the green bikini on the far right! hottie!

  5. 5
    Nico says...
    12:41 pm on July 20th, 2010

    Hi,
    I´m very funny in my job…

    I love this natural ladies…

    regards…

    Mr. N

  6. 6
    housewife says...
    3:01 pm on July 20th, 2010

    is that Gina from Orange County Housewives in the photo with the five playmates with trophy’s, second from the left?

  7. 7
    Dirty says...
    3:55 pm on July 20th, 2010

    My theory that the height of US civilization occurred around 1985 is backed up by these pics. Everyone looks clean and fun. No one’s looking for some sort of angle on it. Just straight frolicking. Please Playboy, ban the fake tans and titties, and get back to babes acting like nymphs in the eternal paradise of my imagination.

  8. 8
    kev- says...
    4:25 pm on July 20th, 2010

    GREAT WEBSITE

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    TruXter says...
    4:27 pm on July 20th, 2010

    LOL I bet none of them are under 175lbs now.

  10. 10
    Sunny says...
    4:48 pm on July 20th, 2010

    Yes, that’s Gina from the Orange County Housewiwes. In the group photo, she’s in the second row, second from the right.

    TruXter, Youre a hater! You must have taken that 175 # right off your bathroom scale this morning. Not all women become fat cows as they age. I’m 40 and proud to be the same size I was in high school (which was & still is a single digit), even after 3 kiddos. Unless you know all of these women personally, your comment just oozes jealousy!

  11. 11
    Yusuf Patel says...
    5:40 pm on July 20th, 2010

    This is good stuff. More please Playboy.

  12. 12
    Bill says...
    5:46 pm on July 20th, 2010

    Hef–please adopt me!!!!!!!!!!! please

  13. 13
    loren says...
    5:48 pm on July 20th, 2010

    the smokingjacket yoursite is ok butt it needs more woman of colar and make them thickerother then that it is great

  14. 14
    loren says...
    5:50 pm on July 20th, 2010

    hey hef more sex please and sendme a plaboy for my birthday

  15. 15
    Dave says...
    7:11 pm on July 20th, 2010

    Ah, those were the days. The women were never more beautiful than during that golden age ’79-84. No implants, no bodies remapped by tattoos. The playoffs were lots of fun to watch. Must have been a blast to be there.

    John – The girl in the green bikini was Linda Rhys Vaughn, Miss April ’82.

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    tball says...
    7:47 pm on July 20th, 2010

    What happened to TV shows like this. I’d MUCH rather watch something like this than any of the reality shows currently in production. Big Brother is in season 25, yet we only got to see something like this one year!?!

    I also loved the natural breasted women here. I’m not saying implants don’t have their place, but I definitely prefer it when that wasn’t an option and the women flaunted what they were given in the first place.

  17. 17
    maçkolik says...
    8:01 am on July 21st, 2010

    comen baby :)

  18. 18
    pablo says...
    9:47 am on July 21st, 2010

    SON TODOS GATOS!!!

  19. 19
    claudio says...
    10:47 am on July 21st, 2010

    UUUUUFFFFFF….desde este rincon del mundo, los mejores deseos para este paraiso hecho realidad, saludos a toda la familia Play Boy y mis felicitaciones humildes de este Chileno que seguira soñando con estar ahi…. un abrazo Hef !!

  20. 20
    gerardo says...
    12:55 pm on July 21st, 2010

    quiero mandar saludos a holly q esta bien hermosa y quiero q me conteste plis sale saludos chihuahua mexico

  21. 21
    iogarry says...
    2:50 pm on July 21st, 2010

    brings back lots of good memories…any chance that you could run the complete video on this site? That would be a lot better than a few stills.

  22. 22
    Fuzzy5.3 says...
    9:44 pm on July 21st, 2010

    Wow, these women all look beautiful. I wish all girls now a days were all natural. Robin is right you don’t need to get implants to look good.

  23. 23
    robinson says...
    8:09 am on July 22nd, 2010

    these girls are whores, that put four legs on this page would be exellent and would become more popular this site,and give these girl hard

  24. 24
    byron bravery says...
    3:55 pm on September 14th, 2010

    they are old now :(

  25. 25
    JJ says...
    5:57 pm on September 14th, 2010

    It must be me, but.. they all look fat, and weird. Nothing at all like the hotties from today. That’s probably the effect of an extra generation of healthy, plentiful food. *brrr* I’m glad I live today!

    Also, firm breasts ++

  26. 26
    1983′s Playmate Playoffs at the Playboy Mansion (pics) | The Sports Report says...
    6:21 am on September 15th, 2010

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  27. 27
    Bob says...
    6:35 am on September 15th, 2010

    Where’s my invite to the 2010 playoffs at the mansion?

  28. 28
    Piter says...
    6:36 am on September 15th, 2010

    BZZZT. Sorry, this is Smoking Jacket, the safe-for-work site from Playboy.

  29. 29
    Serra says...
    6:37 am on September 15th, 2010

    My grandpa was at this! one time he was telling me the story,

    “there were beautiful women wall to wall and alcohol as far as the eye could see, Hugh Hefner was doing a line of coke off a playmates tits. The stories from the grotto would make your ears bleed, It was amazing I was sitting by the pool,chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys they were up to no goodstarted making trouble in our neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air i whisted for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later looked at my kingdom i as finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.”

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    aimz says...
    3:50 am on October 29th, 2010

    WTF JJ says they look fat? I think you need your eyes checked or you need to see what real women look like.

  31. 31
    Glenn says...
    12:56 pm on December 7th, 2010

    Are these games available on video as were the the 1986 Playmate Playoffs?

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    3:26 pm on January 6th, 2013

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