Playboy’s December Beach House Party…Just Because

Face it. Winter sucks. People try to justify it with holiday parties, good tidings, and all of that other garbage, but we don’t buy it. For one thing, women are wearing WAY too many clothes right now. Plus the awkward family dinners, expanding waistlines, and egg nog…does anybody really like egg nog?! That’s why our buddies at Playboy TV have decided to mix things up a bit, by kicking off a Playboy Beach House series in December.

Think of it like Christmas in July, but reversed. We’ve traveled to a magical place where topless Playmates frolic (remember that Brandie Moses TwitPic?), foam parties flourish, and Lil’ Jon can freestyle to a crowd full of skinny dippers!

Playboy TV’s packed in eight episodes from their hidden Malibu mansion, that’ll air all the way through January. And they’ve even got some live music acts to remind you of the Beach House days of old (but no Carson Daly, thankfully). ‘90s retro with Tone Loc and Young MC, plus newbie sounds from Jesse McCartney and LMFAO.

But c’mon, we know the real reason you’ll tune in. Hot women, topless bounce houses, mi scusi Jacuzzis, and giant beer bongs! Plus, it sure beats watching those bundled up Lane Bryant chicks at the mall.

Playboy’s Beach House premieres on Playboy TV, Friday December 3.