This isn’t Phuong’s first appearance on TSJ; we had her a few months ago as a Ballbreaker. She did a fine job breaking balls, but that’s not really why we brought her back. We brought her back because–
Well good god man, just look at her.
Phuong does a bunch of stuff like beer advertisements, magazine modeling, “hot babe” movie acting… she does quite a lot of it, actually. Check out her resume on her official site, PhuongOnline.com. Friend her on Twitter @phuongtourage and pray to the gods of glamour photography that she keeps shooting more and more swimsuit pictures, because–
Good god man, just look at her.
Hometown and birthplace: Born in Beloit, Wisconsin (and yes, I Love cheese) Grew up in Rockton, Illinois.
Current location: Sunny Scottsdale, Arizona
I think my best physical feature is: my hair! The boys always want to touch it. Girls too.
Men say my best physical feature is: My smile. Then boobs or butt — I think it depends on the guy.
Sexiest woman ever: Jessica Alba. She’s pretty, fresh faced, and looks sweet like candy.
Sexiest man ever: Ryan Reynolds — duh! Sexiest man of the year for a reason! Funny, cute, seems fun, and now available! (But I love you too Scarlett!)
My best trait is: My sparkling personality!
My worst habit is: I don’t always think before I speak. Can be good, but can be bad.
I wish more men would: Open the door! Car door, restaurant door, front door, closet door — if you see a door, any door, just open it! Thanks.
The key to my heart is: All I’m after is a life full of laughter. And food! Feed me.
Compliment me on: Everything! Flattery will get you everywhere.
How much should a man groom his private parts?: Reasonably groomed, and only if its unmanageable. I like men to be men. What good is a man who looks like a girl?
Favorite style of panties: Thong.
What I like in a bra: Push up, lace, polka dots, color — every color! I have an insanely large bra collection.
Pet name for my boobs: My girls.
What I love about my boobs: They are perfect!
When it comes to my body, please do: Not be afraid to pick me up. I find that sooo hot!
When it comes to my body, please do not: Put that slimy tounge in my ear. I’ll slap it out of your mouth!
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Have fun.
Physical feature I like to show off: Gotta show off my girls!
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: Low cut dresses with platform high heels. I’ve been known to cause whiplash.
Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: If you’re deserving, ill wear whatever you want me to wear, or not wear.
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Nice clothes. I’ll even help you pick them out. Just hand me your credit card, pumpkin.
My favorite physical feature on a man: Big,strong arms. Do some curls for the girls!
My favorite trait in a man: Strength, and willingness to provide and protect.
A man will impress me if: He’s smart.
A man will turn me on if: He’s a gentleman.
A man will disappoint me if: He doesn’t follow through.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Kiss my hand.
I will not even give you a second look if: You are a spoiled little bitch!
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: Talk about every Asian person they know or dated. We Asians don’t all know each other, and it doesn’t impress me that you sat next to a Korean kid in third grade.
I will sleep with you when: I want to.
I will never sleep with you if: You pressure on me to.
Don’t you dare: Flirt with my friends.
The best date I ever had was: On the beach, laughing and kissing all day.
I am the ideal woman because: I’m strong, but I still want my man to be a man.
I am not the ideal woman because: I may have too much sass.
I am the best in the world at: Making you laugh.
I need a man who can: Put me in my place! Hey!
In my opinion, astrology is: For real! Scorpio, baby.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My mess! I’m too busy living my life to clean.
The last movie that made me laugh: Funny people. And yes, they are!
The last movie that made me cry: The Notebook. I cry every time.
My philosophy of love: Love fully with no regrets.
My philosophy of sex: Sex is amazing. Even bad sex is still good. But love + sex = magic.
My philosophy of life: Throw everything against the wall and see what sticks!