We don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, but the simple truth is that in the game of creating superhumanly attractive women, all countries are not created equal. Some are just better at it than others.
Karolina Kurkova, Veronika Varekova, Petra Nemcova, Eva Herzigova, Adriana Karembeu, Alena Seredova — where are these ladies from? They were all born in the old Czechoslovakia, which split up in 1993.
Czech models. It’s just a thing, like Hungarian porn stars, South Korean speed skaters. Petra Cubonova is a Czech model and is you haven’t heard of her it’s just because the category is so crowded. Any other country would have named a city after her and embroidered her likeness on the national flag. But Czech Republic is like — welcome to the team, Cubonova, don’t get cocky.
These are pictures of Petra from… well, the internet. It looks like a collection of lingerie made for superhumanly attractive women. So on Petra, it just kind of works.