Patriots Fan Ashley Alexiss Goes Global

Ashley Alexiss

Way back in February 2011, Ashley Alexiss won Playboy’s Miss Social — and we’ve told you that before, but we’re telling you again.

That was sort of a long time ago — what’s up with this curvy blonde Patriots fan? Still in the Playboy family and ready for more! After her Miss Social shoot she continued with her other modeling activities and did some in-person promotions for the Bunny has now resurfaced in Playboyland with a seven-page feature in Playboy South Africa, where she’s that magazine’s October 2012 Girl Next Door.

Ashley has several other projects going on, particularly some breast cancer stuff this month we wholly support. She’s all over her Facebook page — — saying “Save the boobies!” and only a fool would argue with that. You’ll also want to follow her on Twitter @AshAlexiss to keep tabs on her day-to-day. We figured she needed some harsh interrogation. Read on…

A nickname I have had: Pumpkin. That’s the nickname my Nanna gave me. I love it — it’s cute.

I’m a nerd about: School actually, but it’s paid off. I’ve been on the Dean’s list the last two semesters!

Please worship my: Curves.

Try not to stare at my: Right now, roots! Ha ha.

I would rather have a root canal than: Deal with closed-minded people.

Sex is: The best exercise.

My greatest weakness: Nutella!

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Ashley Alexiss, I think it’s kickass. No need to change it.

I don’t understand why people think I’m: Fazed by negative comments. It helps motivate me.

Something cool about having boobs: Free drinks!

When I throw a party I make sure to have: The people I love the most there.

The funniest comedian is: Oh, there’s too many! Then again, it isn’t hard to make me laugh.

People tell me I look like: Jessica Simpson.

I’m too sexy for my: Clothes! I prefer to be naked.

I wish people would stop tweeting about their: Penises, I get wayyyyy too many of those.

When I was eight years old I thought I would be: A meteorologist.

Stay out of my way when: The Patriots are playing.

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Kissing your neck.

My super power: Out-belching any man.

I am completely freaked out by: Snakes. Aaaaaa!

The most unpleasant word or phrase in the English language is: Slut. It’s unnecessary.

A type of ladies’ underwear I don’t enjoy wearing is (and why): Any? I prefer commando — it’s more “freeing.”

I will never understand why men: Are so afraid of commitment.

My most recent wardrobe malfunction was: My nails ripping through my panties in the middle of a shoot.

My relationship with spectator sports is: I’m THE biggest female sports fan evahhhhhh.

The most interesting compliment I ever got from a stranger is: I have nice ear lobes. Umm, thanks?

The most exciting thing I did today was: A shoot entirely dedicated to breast cancer awareness.

My secret weapon: Confidence.

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: Megan Retzlaff — Google her and you’ll see why.

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: Spice Girls “Wannabe” — it’ll never get old.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out (and why): Something to do with marketing I suppose.

Something my mother made me do that still traumatizes me today: She tricked me into eating lamb tips by telling me it was steak tips. Not funny, mother!

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: I’m better off independent.

The first time I can remember feeling sexy was: My very first time in front of the camera, when I was 16.

A grown man should not: Live with his parents.

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