Jessica, Rae and Mellisa Slug it Out for Page 3 Idol Glory

Jessica Kingham
And then there were three.

We’ve been following this Page 3 Idol business for weeks now, as we consider it to be a critical story in the Girlwatcher world — indeed, the issue of who shall follow in the footsteps or bra-straps of Lacey Banghard, Lucy (Vixen) Collett, or Keeley Hazell is akin to picking Miss Universe (topless edition) or Playmate of the Year (but keep yer knickers on, luv).

Last week when faced with the final 12 we picked the six best contenders; now the competition is down to a mere three and we are happy/relieved to report that all of three were in our final six. If we could pick an NCAA bracket this well we’d be in the money every March.

The finalists are Jessica Kingham (@JKingham_Mode), Rae (@IRaeOfSunshine), and the highly favored (we believe) Mellisa Clarke (@Mellisa_Clarke).

Voting ends tonight at midnight — England time, which is 7 PM Eastern. You can vote your conscience here:–final-3-62961.html

As the clock ticks down, the girls are furiously tweeting and retweeting pictures and endorsements, trying to get that edge. Who’s got your support? Review the photographic evidence:

Related on The Smoking Jacket:
Keeley Hazell: G.O.A.T. #thursdaytotty
Tuesday Totty: Porny-named Lacey Banghard is the New Page 3 Idol