totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”

Get used to Nicole Neal — she’s in this for the long haul.

That’s our impression, at least. She has rocketed to the top of the charts of the British Babe game, with regular appearances in not just the daily newspapers but also the leading lad mags (Loaded last year, Front this year, assorted Nuts) and she’s the figure for the latest Ann Summers lingerie collection. Her Twitter feed (@MissNicoleNeal) is a nonstop catalog of photo-shoot jet-settery and jokes with the other ladies who are also keeping England beautiful.

A passing of the torch, perhaps, from Blonde Queen and Defender of the Realm Rhian Sugden to Young Pretender Nicole Neal? Blondes are, after all, somewhat rare among these British babes — Rosie Jones, Lucy Pinder, Lacey Banghard, this year’s Page 3 Idol winner Mellisa Clarke… not a flaxen-haired maiden among them.

(Ok, any true aficionados out there can bring up Sam Cooke. And she is most definitely worth bringing up. Fair ’nuff.)

Here are some recent shots of Nicole wearing damn near nothing, and we think you will see our point.

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