May 4th is tomorrow — May the Fourth, the international holiday also known as Star Wars Day because it sounds a little bit like the first three words of the Star Wars mantra “May the Force be with you.”
We are of course not really about Star Wars here at Girlwatcher — we are about girls. But if you’re looking for a girl to fulfill your Girlwatching needs and it happens to be May the Fourth, there’s really just one girl for the job:
Naomi von Kreeps.
If cleavage is a cut, a crevasse formed by the smooshing together of a woman’s bosoms, then Naomi von Kreeps’ cleavage was carved with a swift stroke of a light saber.
If you’ve got a baaaad feeling about this, Naomi von Kreeps is just the girl to make it worse.
If you sense a tremor in the force, or your extremities, it is because of Naomi von Kreeps.
If you are looking for droids, or R2D2 plus-twos, or the twin suns of Tattooine, or a sterling set of Storm-IV Twin Pods, or wamprat bullseyes, or fully operational battle stations, or Booba Fetts, or some other juvenile pun-based term for breasts (we could do this all day), then Naomi von Kreeps has the droids you’re looking for.
If you want a girl who owns not just Darth Vader and Stormtrooper helmets but also a Wampa hat (that is what she’s modeling up top), Naomi von Kreeps is the girl for you.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.