May Naomi von Kreeps Be with You, Young Skywalker

Naomi von Kreeps
May 4th is tomorrow — May the Fourth, the international holiday also known as Star Wars Day because it sounds a little bit like the first three words of the Star Wars mantra “May the Force be with you.”

We are of course not really about Star Wars here at Girlwatcher — we are about girls. But if you’re looking for a girl to fulfill your Girlwatching needs and it happens to be May the Fourth, there’s really just one girl for the job:

Naomi von Kreeps.

If cleavage is a cut, a crevasse formed by the smooshing together of a woman’s bosoms, then Naomi von Kreeps’ cleavage was carved with a swift stroke of a light saber.

If you’ve got a baaaad feeling about this, Naomi von Kreeps is just the girl to make it worse.

If you sense a tremor in the force, or your extremities, it is because of Naomi von Kreeps.

If you are looking for droids, or R2D2 plus-twos, or the twin suns of Tattooine, or a sterling set of Storm-IV Twin Pods, or wamprat bullseyes, or fully operational battle stations, or Booba Fetts, or some other juvenile pun-based term for breasts (we could do this all day), then Naomi von Kreeps has the droids you’re looking for.

If you want a girl who owns not just Darth Vader and Stormtrooper helmets but also a Wampa hat (that is what she’s modeling up top), Naomi von Kreeps is the girl for you.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

(See more Naomi von Kreeps pictures at Instagram, Facebook, and her official site. You may also want to read our interview with her.)

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