Morning Dump: 7 Reasons She Won’t Have Sex with You and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. Kanye’s birthday mixtape (Heavy)

2. Skate Upton: 12 Kate Upton skate decks for the truly obsessed (BroBible)

3. Marijuana Decriminalization: To relax pot rules gaining momentum in the U.S. (Huffington Post)

4. Well, that was impressive, photo gallery of the day and giveaway of the day (Sports Illustrated)

5. Nathalia Ramos bikini pictures drop the teen sexy on Santa Monica beach (Egotastic)

6. This is the greatest descripton of Nickelback concert ever written (Uproxx)

7. How to write a comedy how-to article (The Campus Socialite)

8. 7 reasons she won’t have sex with you (Guyism)

9. 35 WTF Kanye West moments (Buzzfeed)

10. People who really suck at writing online dating profiles (Caveman Circus)

11. Top 5 dead rock stars (Coed Magazine)

12. 17 subliminal messages you’d never notice in everyday life (Cracked)

13. Dating on Non-Facebook social media (Made Man)

14. Imposible trick shots 2012 (Next Round)

15. UGA professor dressed up as a lady and was arrested on prostitution charges (Busted Coverage)