Morning Dump: Woman Decapitates Rapist; Also Shoots His Penis and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1.  WOMAN DECAPITATES RAPIST WHO GOT HER PREGNANT; ALSO SHOOTS HIS PENIS (Heavy)

2.  HOW TO NOT PICK UP CHICKS AT STARBUCKS, PLUS 12 MORE FACEBOOK FOLLIES (BroBible)

3.  SYRIA REFUGEE CRISIS: UNITED NATIONS SAYS 100,000 FLED SYRIA IN AUGUST (Huffington Post)

4.  FANTASY WEEKEND, HIGHLIGHTS, LOVELY LADY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

5. MEME WATCH: POP CULTURE HORRIFIED BY THAT INTERNET EXPLORER ICON ON YOUR LAPTOP (Uproxx)

6.  11 MOVIES EVERY GUY NEEDS TO SEE (Guyism)

7.  THE KICK ASS KISS KOMPARISON (Holy Taco)

8.  10 TERRIBLE OKCUPID MESSAGES AND WHAT YOU CAN LEARN FROM THEM (Guyspeed)

9.  11 PEOPLE WHO SHOULD HAVE OUR BABIES (Buzzfeed)

10.  EPIC BOATING ACCIDENT WITH DUBSTEP SOUND EFFECTS (Coed Magazine)

11.  5 ERNEST HEMINGWAY QUOTES TO INSPIRE YOUR LOVE LIFE (Caveman Circus)

12.  5 TRUE STORIES CUT FROM MOVIES FOR BEING TOO UNREALISTIC (Cracked)

13.  10 FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT BASEBALL (Made Man)

14.  JESSICA ALBA DANCES AND SWEATS FOR GREAT BODI-NESS (Egotastic)

15. JIM EDMONDS SELLING HIS 2007 MERCEDES-BENZ S600 FOR 80,000! (Busted Coverage)

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