Morning Dump: When Your Girl Wants to Have Sex But You Just Jacked Off and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. Elvis sh*t stained underwear goes up for auction (Heavy)

2. When your girl wants to have sex but you just jacked off (BroBible)

3. Pier One training rap video gives new meaning to embarrassment (Huffington Post)

4.  Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and photo gallery of the day (Sports Illustrated)

5. Jimmy Kimmel on Jay Leno: ‘F-k him’ (Uproxx)

6. 8 things from the 90s that we miss the most (Guyism)

7. The evolution of Louis CK (Holy Taco)

8. 10 sexiest cartoon vixens on Adult Swim (Guyspeed)

9. The 10 most famous gay parents and their families (Buzzfeed)

10. Terry Crews’ muscles are instruments of awesomeness (coed Magazine)

11. Is anyone else a fan of Alison Brie? (Caveman Circus)

12. 23 small changes that make adorable things terrifying (Cracked)

13. Really expensive baseball cards (Made Man)

14. Hayley-Marie Coppin, topless leather clad goodness (Egotastic)

15. Ladies of the AFC north (Busted Coverage)