This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. Electric shock love necklace keeps infidelity at bay (Heavy)

2. Getting your roommate to leave you when you want to have sex plus tall girls vs short (BroBible)

3. Another day of hell; Obama, Romney campaign ducks future U.S. role in Afghanistan (Huffington Post)

4. Rough night for the eagles, artists at work and photo gallery of the day (Sports Illustrated)

5. What else did Todd Akin learn from ‘talking to doctors?’ (Uproxx)

6. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend – but what about the 5th doctor? (GuySpeed)

7. How to fight a holy man in 3 easy steps (Holy Taco)

8. 9 of the most unclever sexual rap and R&B lyrics of the 90s (Guyism)

9. Scientific weight loss tips (Buzzfeed)

10. Make sure your facepalm hand is properly stretched and ready (Caveman Circus)

11. 29 sexiest Mila Kunis photos (Coed Magazine)

12. 15 old photographs that prove the world used to be insane (Cracked)

13. Old school! Timeless dating advice (Made Man)

14. Kate Upton ‘Cat Daddy’ bikini dance extended version (Egotastic)

15. Is Bridget Case the next Erin Andrews? (Busted Coverage)