Morning Dump: What if Every Olympic Sport Was Photographed Like Beach Volleyball and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. Brad Pitt goes gangster enforcer in “Killing them softly.” (Heavy)

2. The five worst people on the road (BroBible)

3. Fox News wonders why team USA’s uniforms are not patriotic enough (Huffington Post)

4. The Brucco bunch,Ouch and photo gallery of the day (Sports Illustrated)

5. What if every Olympic sport was photographed like beach volleyball? (Metro US)

6. Penis snake discovered in Brazil is actually a rare species of amphibian (Monga Bay )

7. Perfect Dangers: Chapter CMLXXXVI (Holy Taco)

8. Natalie Portman naked in new ads (Guyism)

9. Best of Ryan Lochte derp meme (Buzzfeed)

10. How to spot a douche (Caveman Circus)

11. Yes, this French gymnast sprung a leak (Coed Magazine)

12. 5 ways you don’t realize movies are controlling your brain (Cracked)

13. 6 ways to have sex on a table (Made Man)

14. An ode to Kate Middleton, our number one Olympics fan (Egotastic)

15. 5 steps to understanding Bronies (Busted Coverage)