Morning Dump: The Housewife That Got a Slug Stuck in Her Vagina and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. 25 JUNK FOODS WE WISH STILL EXISTED (Complex)

2. 6 REASONS YOUR LANDLORD HATES YOU (BroBible)

3. JUSTIN VERLANDER, ANEMIC YANKEES AND PHOTO GALLERY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

4. TWITTER CENSORSHIP: COMPANY BLOCKS ACCOUNT FOR A GOVERNMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME (Huffington Post)

5. THIS HOUSEWIFE GOT A SLUG STUCK IN HER VAGINA (Vice)

6. REPLACING FAMOUS MOVIE QUOTES WITH THE #BINDER MEME (Guyism)

7. FLORIDA COUPLE SEXING IT UP IN A PACKED RESTAURANT (Uproxx)

8. GIRLS WITH TATTOOS HAVE MY FANCY (Caveman Circus)

9. ROMNEY’S SON WANTED TO “TAKE A SWING” AT OBAMA DURING THE DEBATE (Buzzfeed)

10. A SNEAK PEEK AT A SERIES ABOUT PRO SURFER ALANA BLANCHARD AND HER HOT FRIENDS (Coed Magazine)

11. THE COMEDY EXPENDABLES (Holy Taco)

12. THE 10 DUMBEST THINGS ON TV SO FAR THIS SEASON (Cracked)

13. OLGA KURYLENKO BIKINI PICTURES REMIND US OF HER HOT BOND GIRL PAST (Egotastic)

14. THE MANLIEST MANLY COCKTAILS, MAN (Made Man)

15. 19 BEST PHOTOS OF KYNA TREACY – AROD’S ALCS AUSTRALIAN DISTRACTION (Busted Coverage)

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