Morning Dump: Siri Hates Zooey Deschanel and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. Siri hates Zooey Deschanel (Heavy)

2. Finally, the leaked naked photos of Snooki absolutely no one wanted to see (BroBible)

3. Paul Krugma: Obama ‘screwed up’ ‘doing fine’ line (Huffington Post)

4. Soccer fans are special,lovely lady of the day and sports video of the day (Sports Illustrated)

5. Kelsey Hardwick demonstrates how not to get drunk in a very short dress and a g-string (Egotastic)

6. 10 great responses to Boise Weekly’s amazing Nickelback preview (Uproxx)

7. 3 things every scot knows about whiskey (Ask Men)

8. 7 tips to successfully dating more than one woman at a time (Guyism)

9. The holding random people’s hands prank (Buzzfeed)

10. Be wary of the overly attached girlfriend (Caveman Circus)

11. Yes, this baseball to the face happened (Coed Magazine)

12. 6 mind blowing special effects you won’t believe aren’t CGI (Cracked)

13. How to snoop like Sherlock Holmes (Made Man)

14. Jeff Bridges never takes off this shirt (Next Round)

15. WAG Melissa Satta murdering miami beach with multiple bikinis (Busted Coverage)