This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. 15 ACCIDENTALLY SEXUAL FOOD GIFS (Complex)

2. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE (Sports Illustrated)

3. REJECTED FOLGERS CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG (Huffington Post)

4. 25 BEST MIXTAPES OF 2012 (Bro Bible)

5. BEFORE VENTURING INTO THE NEW YEAR, HELP YOURSELF TO A HEARTY HELPING OF MOTIVATION (Caveman Circus)

6. ‘WTF?! I WANTED A WHITE IPHONE!’ ENTITLED CHRISTMAS TWEETS EXPOSED (Rude Magazine)

7. EXCUSE US WHILE WE WHIP THIS ‘DJANGO UNCHAINGED/BLAZING SADDLES MASHUP’ OUT (Uproxx)

8. GIFTERPIECE THEATRE: WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK? (Guyism)

9. 27 EVERDAY THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW HAD NAMES (Buzzfeed)

10. SEXY AND SACKED: WOMAN FIRED FOR BEING TOO HOT (Guyspeed)

11. 35 SUICIDAL CHRISTMAS DOGS WHO HAVE NO CHRISTMAS SPIRIT (Coed Magazine)

12. THE TOP 25 CRACKED ARTICLES OF 2012 (Cracked)

13. AMII GROVE IS ONE VERY NAUGHTY SANTA’S HELPER TO LIFT YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT (Egotastic)

14. 6 WAYS MARRIAGE CAN IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE (Made Man)

15. WHAT ‘BAMA FANS GOT FOR CHRISTMAS (Busted Coverage)