Morning Dump: Man Caught Having Sex With a Sofa in Public and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. SO SOFT, MAN CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH SOFA IN PUBLIC (Heavy)

2. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE AN IPHONE 5 TO THE GROUND IN PUBLIC (BroBible)

3. MASSIVE RIOT AT FOXCONN: 40 EMPLOYEES HURT IN DISPUTE AT NORTHERN CHINA PLANT (Huffington Post)

4. ROOKIE MISTAKE, DOPPELGANGERS AND LOVELY LADY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

5. FIRST LOOK AT JIM CARREY AS COLONEL STARS (Uproxx)

6. 7 DO’S AND DON’TS FOR A SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALL (Guyism)

7. INNER MONOLOGUE OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL BUS DRIVER (Holy Taco)

8. 10 BEST VIDEO GAME THEME SONGS (Guyspeed)

9. 33 CLEANING TRICKS FOR THE OCD PERSON INSIDE YOU (Buzzfeed)

10. REGRETTABLE MUSIC TATTOOS (Bro My God)

11. START OFF THE WEEK WITH SOME MOTIVATION (Caveman Circus)

12. 5 ICONIC CHARACTERS YOU DIDN’T KNOW WERE RIP-OFFS (Cracked)

13. BASEBALL’S NUTTIEST FANS (Made Man)

14. RASHINDA JONES FLAUNTS HER STUFF LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN HER FLAUNT IT (Egotastic)

15. UNC FOOTBALLER ALLEGEDLY KNOCKS OUT GUY’S TEETH, BLACKENS EYE (Busted Coverage)

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