Morning Dump: LL Cool J Breaks Burglar’s Nose and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. LL Cool J breaks burglar’s nose and jaw (Heavy)

2. Romanian cabbie raped by Angelina Jolie lookalike (BroBible)

3. Ron Paul: ‘I don’t fully endorse Mitt Romney”  (Huffington Post)

4. Major inflation here, not for the squeamish and photo gallery of the day (Sports Illustrated)

5. Internet Experiment: What does a porn star reading a book while using a vibrator look like (Uproxx)

6. 10 actors whose careers were ruined by one horrible movie (Guyism)

7. Reviewing movies we haven’t seen,The Apparition, Hit and Run and more (Holy Taco)

8. 10 epic MMA meltdowns outside the ring (Guyspeed)

9. Two new Axe T&A commercials (Buzzfeed)

10. Some 6 essential zombie movies that eat the brains of a boring night (Hack College)

11. Sad news for hot women (Mandatory)

12. 5 theme parks where childhood goes to die (Cracked)

13. Kristen Bell makes crime sexy in hit and run (Made Man)

14. Celine Dion gets sexy (yep, sexy) for V Magazine (Egotastic)

15. 101 greatest ESPN gameday signs ever (Busted Coverage)