Morning Dump: Karen Nuremberg in Lingerie Will Encourage You to Polish Your Wood and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. MMA FIGHTER WHO RIPPED OUT FRIEND’S HEART WHILE HIGH PLEADS GUILTY (Heavy)

2. WOULD YOU RATHER GIVE UP SEX OR BOOZE FOR LENT? PLUS, A GUY ACCIDENTALLY BANGS HIS FRIEND’S WIFE (BroBible)

3. AMY POEHLER AND OTHER NOTABLE “SNL” DIVORCES (Huffington Post)

4. WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME, BAD TRICK SHOT OF THE DAY AND LOVELY LADY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

5. THE GREATEST POLICE BLOTTER REPORT EVER (Uproxx)

6. 8 SURPRISING THINGS WOMEN APPRECIATE YOU DOING FOR THEM (Guyism)

7. NEW AND BOOZY – RUM YOU CAN DIP INTO (The Campus Socialite)

8. OKTOBERFEST BEER SHORTAGE? SAY IT ISN’T SO (Guyspeed)

9. 10 RADICAL MARGARITA RECIPES (Buzzfeed)

10. 32 WTF HAIRCUTS (Coed Magazine)

11. START YOUR WEEK WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF MOTIVATION (Caveman Circus)

12. 7 BIZARRE WAYS YOU DIDN’T KNOW 9/11 CHANGED THE WORLD (Cracked)

13. VICARIOUS WHEELS: BEST ROAD TRIP MOVIES (Made Man)

14. KAREN NUREMBERG LINGERIE PICTURES WILL ENCOURAGE YOU TO POLISH YOUR WOOD (Egotastic)

15. NEW NIKE NFL PANTS SEEM TO BE WORKING PRETTY WELL (Busted Coverage)

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