Morning Dump: How to Have Sex With a Stripper (Without Paying for It) and More

Morning Dump: How to Have Sex With a Stripper (Without Paying for It) and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.  Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. A HISTORY OF HIP-HOP DANCES (Complex)

2. TODAY IN TE’O ABSURDITY, NO HUMILITY HERE AND LOVELY LADY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

3. WORST BIRTHDAY CARD EVER (Huffington Post)

4. HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH A STRIPPER (WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT) (Bro Bible)

5. 13 REASONS WHY WINTER ISN’T SO BAD (Guyspeed)

6. OBJECTS THAT OBJECTIFY WOMEN (Double Viking)

7. WATCH A BULGARIAN POLITICIAN ESCAPE AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON LIVE T.V. (Uproxx)

8. EMILY RATAJKOWSKI JUST MIGHT BE THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD (Guyism)

9. 38 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER READ AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE (Buzzfeed)

10. THE GREATEST HOAXES IN SPORTS HISTORY (Gunaxin)

11. 40 REASONS TO HATE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION (Coed Magazine)

12. 3 DESPICABLE INTERNET BEHAVIORS (THAT ARE REALLY YOUR FAULT) (Cracked)

13. ASHLEY GREENE IN LEATHER FLASHING LEGS (Egotastic)

14. THE 10 WEIRDEST FLAVORED BEERS (Made Man)

15. 3 THINGS THAT WILL GET YOUR RESUME THROWN IN THE TRASH (Busted Coverage)

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