Morning Dump: How to Deal With a Chick’s “Why I Can’t Have Sex Tonight” Excuses and More

Morning Dump: How to Deal With a Chick's "Why I Can't Have Sex Tonight" Excuses and More
This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. THE 50 MOST BRUTAL HITS IN NFL HISTORY (Complex)

2. JETER THE OVEREATER, BO KNOWS 50 AND LOVELY LADY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

3. HOW TO DEAL WITH A CHICK’S MANY ‘WHY I CAN’T HAVE SEX TONIGHT’ EXCUSES (Bro Bible)

4. NEW CLIMATE CHANGE STUDY REVEALS MORE BAD NEWS (Huffington Post)

5. 45 HACKS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A WHOLE LOT EASIER (Caveman Circus)

6. SECRET TO PRODUCTIVITY: TAKE A BREAK (The Campus Socialite)

7. THE BEST PAIRING OF CHRISTMAS AND DUBSTEP YET (Uproxx)

8. 7 COOL JOBS FROM MOVIES THAT WOULD SUCK IN REAL LIFE (Guyism)

9. MARCH SANCHEZ HAD A NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY (Buzzfeed)

10. VICTORIA’S SECRET ANGELS LIP-SYNCING A JUSTIN BIEBER SONG PROVES WE’LL WATCH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING (Guyspeed)

11. 10 DUDES GETTING CLOCKED (Coed Magazine)

12. 3 TELLTALE SIGNS YOUR ONLINE GIRLFRIEND IS A SCAM (Cracked)

13. KATY PERRY AND CIARA BODY HUGGING SUITS (Egotastic)

14. WHY GUYS ARE THE NEW GIRLS (Made Man)

15. CALVIN JOHNSON AKA MEGATRON MADE A CRAZY ONE HANDED GRAB (Busted Coverage)

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