This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. THE 10 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET AT MUSIC INDUSTRY EVENTS (Complex)

2. OH BROTHER, PRIORITIES AND PHOTO GALLERY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

3. SHOULD YOU DITCH YOUR HOT STREAK TO HELP YOUR FRIEND GET LAID? (Bro Bible)

4. BARACK OBAMA: “THE BEST IS YET TO COME” (Huffington Post)

5. WHAT NOT TO DO FOR AN ERECTION (Vice)

6. HOW DRUNK WAS DIANE SAWYER ON ELECTION NIGHT? (Guyism)

7. THANK GOD THAT’S OVER: THE BEST GIFS AND IMAGES FROM ELECTION NIGHT (Uproxx)

8. YOU COULD USE PICTURES OF HOT ASIAN BABES IN YOUR LIFE (Caveman Circus)

9. 18 PEOPLE THAT SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT (Buzzfeed)

10. 20 THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE (Coed Magazine)

11. 5 MOST HATED MUSTACHES IN THE WORLD (Holy Taco)

12. 6 DUMB CELEBRITIES WHO ARE WAY SMARTER THAN YOU THINK (Cracked)

13. KIM KARDASHIAN CARRIES HER ‘BAGS’ TO THE BEACH (Egotastic)

14. 12 AWESOME SELF-MADE MEN (Made Man)

15. BEST OF TWITTER: NSFW BLACK DUDES WISHING MITT ROMNEY WELL IN RETIREMENT (Busted Coverage)