Morning Dump: California Chef Slow Cooks His Wife and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. CALIFORNIA CHEF SLOW COOKS HIS WIFE FOR 4 DAYS (Heavy)

2. WHAT TO DO WITH A GIRLFRIEND THAT DOESN’T LIKE GIVING HEAD AND MORE (BroBible)

3. RURAL MINORITIES PONDER THE AMERICAN DREAM FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE ECONOMIC LADDER (Huffington Post)

4. NFL WOULD RATHER DEAL WITH SLEEVES THAN REFS, BE NERVOUS GRONK AND PHOTO GALLERY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

5. TONY DANZA AND TUPAC SHAKUR WERE PEN PALS (Uproxx)

6. 7 THINGS GUYS SHOULD NEVER DO TOGETHER (Guyism)

7. 10 NEW SEX POSITIONS FOR A NEW YOU (Holy Taco)

8. KARAOKE MOMS SING A HILARIOUSLY RAUNCHY SONG (Guyspeed)

9. 10 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW ABOUT ATARI (Buzzfeed)

10. RUSSIAN HIGHWAY EXTORTIONISTS GET A** BEAT BY TRUCKERS (Coed Magazine)

11. A HORRIFYINGLY EMBARASSING AND HILARIOUS POOP STORY TO GO WITH YOUR COFFEE (Caveman Circus)

12. 5 RANDOM FACTORS THAT DETERMINE WHETHER YOU SUCCEED IN LIFE (Cracked)

13. ESCAPE THE DANGER ZONE: 5 DISASTERS AVERTED (Made Man)

14. MIRANDA KERR LINGERIE PHOTOSHOOT PUTS THE MILF BACK WHERE SHE BELONGS (Egotastic)

15. REDNECK CHICK CURB STOMPING A DUDE AFTER KENTUCKY-W.KENTUCKY GAME (Busted Coverage)

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