Morning Dump: “America’s Got Talent” Contestant Breaks Ribs and Poops in His Pants and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. WOMEN CAUGHT SMUGGLING COCAINE IN WEAVE AT NEW YORK AIRPORT (Heavy)

2. THE REFS ARE BACK BABY! (BroBible)

3. “STOKER” IS THE CREEPIEST & MOST BEAUTIFUL TRAILER OF THE YEAR (Huffington Post)

4. TURNING ON HIM, NO LOVE FOR REDHEADS AND PHOTO GALLERY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

5. “AMERICA’S GOT TALENT” CONTESTANT BROKE HIS RIBS AND POOPED HIS PANTS (Uproxx)

6. MITT ROMNEY IS NOT GOOD AT LEADING CHANTS (Guyism)

7. FACEBOOK’S EERIE PARROT SUBCULTURE (Holy Taco)

8. AUTHORITIES MAKE DARING RESCUE… OF A SEX DOLL (Guyspeed)

9. A WOMAN’S DRAMATIC WEIGHT LOSS IN 15 PHOTOS (Buzzfeed)

10. WHEN IS HANGING OUT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER TOO MUCH? (Coed Magazine)

11. REDDIT USER’S ATTEMPT TO SHAME SIKH WOMAN, GETS RIGHTEOUSLY SCHOOLED (Jezebel)

12. 18 FAMOUS WORKS OF ART REDONE IN THE WORST MEDIUM POSSIBLE (Cracked)

13. 5 SCOTCH WHISKY MYTHS, SMASHED (Made Man)

14. SOFIA VERGARA IS ONE FINE LOOKING FORTY-YEAR OLD (Egotastic)

15. WHY IS PAULINA GRETZKY HANGING WITH BURGER KING MASK GUY? (Busted Coverage)

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