This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. Resident Evil: Retribution (Heavy)

2. Chicks dig theme parties; here’s 10 you should throw (BroBible)

3. Mitt Romney Ohio stop interrupted by protestors (Huffington Post)

4. Soccer fans are a unique bunch (Sports Illustrated)

5. Four topless reasons why we want Keeley Hazell back so badly (Egotastic)

6. Nic Cage cats (Uproxx)

7. Reviewing movies we haven’t seen; Rock of Ages, That’s My Boy and more (Holy Taco)

8. 7 things to do the morning after a 1-night stand (Guyism)

9. Is this the best commercial of the year? (Buzzfeed)

10. Oh just a redneck car show, that’s all… (Caveman Circus)

11. Megalyn Echikurwoke, see her on 90210 (Coed Magazine)

12. How fast can you get a marijuana prescription in California? (Cracked)

13. 7 signs you’re hooking up tonight (Made Man)

14. Ukrainian soccer fan moves like Jagger (Next Round)

15. NASA astronauts brought Playmates to the moon  (Busted Coverage)