Morning Dump: 7 Manly Ways to Handle Going Bald and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. Man chomped by crocodile while taking a crap in the river (Heavy)

2. X-factor contestant sings tremendous song about drinking too much, ‘Beer fear’ (BroBible)

3. RNC protests brings seniors, occupy movement members to St. Petersburg (Huffington Post)

4. Did you see that? Twitter time-outs, that’s gotta be fake and lovely lady of the day (Sports Illustrated)

5. Michael Bay’s edgy ‘Ninja Turtles’ script has leaked, and yup, it’s terrible (Uproxx)

6. 7 things women should know about men (Guyism)

7. An open letter to up and coming Disney stars (Holy Taco)

8. 7 manly ways to handle going bald (Guyspeed)

9. 17 awesome works of art in unexpected places (Buzzfeed)

10. Drunken athletes behaving badly (coed Magazine)

11. 10 barbaric torture devices (Mandatory)

12. 4 common music arguments and what they really mean (Cracked)

13. How to go faster, higher, stronger (Made Man)

14. Candice Swanepoel topless pierced nip pic emerges (Egotastic)

15. Does this look like a parolee who would lead police on a 25 mph go-kart chase? (Busted Coverage)