This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. 10 SIGNS YOU’RE UNDEREMPLOYED (Complex)

2. GUY DARES TO CALL A GANG OF GAYS IN A WAFFLE HOUSE ‘FAGS,” LUCKILY FOR HIM THEY ONLY KICK HIS ASS (BroBible)

3. THEY’RE AT IT AGAIN, AS IF HE WASN’T DISLIKED ENOUGH, PHOTO GALLERY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

4. HOLLYWOOD & THE DEBATES: CELEBS TWEET THEIR THOUGHTS (Huffington Post)

5. THE BEST IMAGES/GIFS FROM THE DEBATES, ROUND TWO (Uproxx)

6. 9 OF THE MOST CLICHED ROCKS STARS EVER (Guyism)

7. ME IN MY PLACE WITH JENNY MOLLEN (Funny or Die)

8. HOW TO AVOID THE BIG SCREW-UPS: ADVICE TO A 20 YEAR OLD FROM PEOPLE TWICE HIS AGE (Caveman Circus)

9. GUESS WHO THESE COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE VOTING FOR? (Buzzfeed)

10. HALLOWEEN FINALLY GETS THE KRISPY KREME RAP MUSIC VIDEO IT DESERVES (Coed Magazine)

11. ‘FATTY BOOM BOOM’ BY DIE ANTWOORD (Holy Taco)

12. 5 INSIGNIFICANT THINGS THAT DETERMINE IF SOMEONE LIKES YOU (Cracked)

13. ALLEGED KENNEBUNK PROSTITUTE, ALEXIS WRIGHT, ZUMBAS NEKKID (Egotastic)

14. 7 BREWERIES WE’D LIKE TO CALL HOME (Made Man)

15. NSFW BLACK GUYS BREAKING DOWN NIKE & LANCE ARMSTRONG NEWS (Busted Coverage)