Morning Dump: 5 Things Men do to Ruin Their Own Sex Lives and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. THE UGLIEST LOSER STINKFACES OF ELECTION 2012 (Complex)

2. IN CASE YOU WENT TO BED EARLY, THE GIFT OF LIVE TV AND PHOTO GALLERY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

3. THE 10 TYPES OF ROOMMATES YOU’LL HAVE IN COLLEGE (Bro Bible)

4. VICTORIA JACKSON LOSES IT ON TWITTER AFTER OBAMA’S WIN (Huffington Post)

5. GETTING GAYSTED (Vice)

6. HOW ABOUT A VIDEO FEATURING FIVE VICTORIA’S SECRET ANGELS? (Guyism)

7. LET’S SPECULATE WILDLY ABOUT SCARLETT JOHANSSON’S NEW TATTOO (Uproxx)

8. DAT BUMP (Caveman Circus)

9. “TERMINATOR” ARM: THE WORLD’S MOST ADVANCED PROSTHETIC (Buzzfeed)

10. WATCH THIS TORTOISE BE A TOTAL JERK VERY SLOWLY (Coed Magazine)

11. HOW TO FAIL AN SNL MONOLOGUE (Holy Taco)

12. 5 THINGS MEN DO TO RUIN THEIR OWN SEX LIVES (Cracked)

13. LADY GAGA COVERS HER COCONUTS WITH COCONUTS (Egotastic)

14. 5 TV CHARACTERS EVERY MAN SHOULD DRESS LIKE (Made Man)

15. DANIEL DAY LEWIS’ WIFE REGRETS ROLE-PLAY SEX (Hollywood Leek)

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