Morning Dump: 5 Albums Coming Out This Week That Don’t Suck and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. Old ladies discuss 50 Shades of Grey and it’s kind of disturbing (Heavy)

2. How long is too long to go down on a girl and more (BroBible)

3. Vanessa Lachey poses for maternity photo (Huffington Post)

4. Dickey’s domination, the dangers of sexting and photo gallery of the day (Sports Illustrated)

5. Suelyn Medeiros topless sundbathing in St. Tropez (Egotastic)

6. 5 albums coming out this week that don’t suck (Uproxx)

7. How to steal David Hasselhoff’s life (Holy Taco)

8. Peta’s “Porn” site is now live (Discovery News)

9. 7 super excited ‘ermahgerd” animals (Buzzfeed)

10. Starting off the day with some wise words from Henry Rollins (Caveman Circus)

11. 5 pissed off teachers destroy 5 student’s cell phones (Coed Magazine)

12. The 6 creepiest lies the food industry is feeding you (Cracked)

13. America’s 7 raddest roller coasters (Made Man)

14. Game of Thrones as a romantic comedy (Next Round)

15. 20 sexiest photos from the Clevelander bar at Marlins vs. Red Sox (Busted Coverage)