This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. WHAT YOUR AIR FRESHENER SAYS ABOUT YOU (Complex)

2. QUOTE OF THE DAY, THE WEEK THAT WAS AND LOVELY LADY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

3. 6 WAYS TO SAVE TIME AT THE GYM (Huffington Post)

4. 10 BAND WE’RE PSYCHED TO SEE AT THE SXSW MUSIC FESTIVAL (Coed Magazine)

5. MANLY PLAYLIST ADVENTURE SOUNDTRACKS (Manly Adventure)

6. IS P90X BETTER THAN THE GYM? (GuySpeed)

7. CHRIS BROWN’S 5-STEP GUIDE ON HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN (Uproxx)

8. KTLA WEATHER MAN DECLARES GUEST ‘HAS SOME NICE TITTIES’ (Guyism)

9. 15 LIFEHACKS FOR YOUR TINY BATHROOM (Buzzfeed)

10. FIVE KINKY GREEN DAY SONGS (Gunaxin)

11. MARIJUANA DISPENSING MACHINES COMING TO SAN DIEGO (Repo’s Delight)

12. 5 WEIRDEST THINGS THAT CAN CAUSE YOU TO BE MORE RACIST (Cracked)

13. THE 8 BEST WAYS TO DISTRACT A FREE THROW SHOOTER (Uncoached)

14. 4 WAYS TO FLIRT ANYWHERE, ANYTIME (Made Man)

15. THE DRIVE-THRU CHUCKIE DOLL PRANK IS MORE FUNNY THAN SCARY (Busted Coverage)