This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. 10 THINGS WE HOPE VALETS NEVER DO IN OUR CARS (Complex)

2. MARCH MADNESS IS UNDER WAY, MUGSHOT OF THE DAY AND LOVELY LADY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

3. CONAN REACTS TO ELISABETH HASSELBACK NOT LEAVING ‘THE VIEW’ (Huffington Post)

4. 10 GREATEST COACH MELTDOWNS (Coed Magazine)

5. VINTAGE PINUP GIRLS (AND A POLAR BEAR) (Manly Adventure)

6. GO HERE: THE SPAM MUSEUM IN MINNESOTA (GuySpeed)

7. TWITTER TROLL GETS MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR WHEN BOXER SHOWS UP AT HIS HOUSE TO BEAT HIS ASS (Uproxx)

8. 8 ODD FACTS ABOUT ST. PATRICK’S DAY (Guyism)

9. WHO SAID IT: SPONGEBOB OR NIETZSCHE? (Buzzfeed)

10. FOUR EXTREME HEART STOPPING BURGERS (Gunaxin)

11. ASS WEDNESDAY (Repo’s Delight)

12. 5 HORRIFIC DISASTERS THAT MADE HUMAN LIFE POSSIBLE (Cracked)

13. 25 THINGS TO DO ON SPRING BREAK WHEN YOU DON’T GET SPRING BREAK (Holy Taco)

14. THE 7 BEST MEN’S STYLE APPS (Made Man)

15. GOLF COURSE SINKHOLE SWALLOWS MISSOURI GOLFER (Busted Coverage)