This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.

1. 17 REASONS YOU SHOULDN’T MOVE TO NEW YORK CITY (Complex)

2. ALL SMILES IN HEAT LAND, TEXTING AND DRIVING AND LOVELY LADY OF THE DAY (Sports Illustrated)

3. 21 REASONS IT WAS WORTH THE DRIVE (Huffington Post)

4. 15 NCAA BUBBLE TEAMS YOU SHOULDN’T CARE ABOUT (Coed Magazine)

5. 5 GAYEST ALBUM COVERS OF ALL TIME (Repo’s Delight)

6. GENIUS PIZZA BOXES (GuySpeed)

7. WANT TO WATCH GARY BUSEY EXPLAINING (AND RAPPING ABOUT) HOBBITS? YES, OF COURSE YOU DO (Uproxx)

8. 7 OF THE MOST BIZARRE CULTS IN HISTORY (Guyism)

9. 21 CLASSIC QUOTES RE-IMAGINED FOR THE MILLENNIAL GENERATION (Buzzfeed)

10. ENGLISH BATMAN SUCKS (Gunaxin)

11. THE 12 BEST LOCATIONS TO HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY (BroBible)

12. IF EVERYTHING IN LIFE CAME WITH ONLINE CUSTOMER REVIEWS (Cracked)

13. WHAT MAKES EMMY HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING ELSE? (Tucson12)

14. 7 SHARP KNIVES FOR EVERYDAY CARRY (Made Man)

15. 40 CRAZIEST CUSTOM AND TRICKED OUT GOLF CARTS (Busted Coverage)