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Montana Wildhack—er, Fishburne

Posted 8/9/2010 at 10:00 am by

Montana Fishburne

Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Montana stars in Montana Exposed, an adult film to be released by Vivid Entertainment on Tuesday. Oh, not again—another celebrity-offspring sex tape sold by an unscrupulous ex-boyfriend, right? Er, not exactly. This is a porno, a completely intentional and premeditated porno, as Montana tells People:

“I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn.”

Not a lot of ambiguity there. We’d never condemn anyone for this sort of career choice, although we do advise them to be realistic. In response to the question How does daddy feel…

“I hope it’s not hurting him. It wasn’t done to hurt him,” she says. “But I think it will take time and talking through the issues. Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me.”

As for her porn star name—eh, a bit derivative. As far as we’re concerned, naming a daughter Montana signifies early on that a career in porn, though not inevitable, may be an option. (We refer to the only porn star you will ever encounter in an AP English course, Montana Wildhack.) But back to the People.com article—most of the 300-ish comments are predictably harsh, but a few who’ve seen the film break what may be, so to speak, the story behind the story:

“I saw some of her sex tape with my BF and she got booty pox on her azz!”

Booty pox. Good night, and good luck.

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    AP English Dropout says...
    10:20 am on August 9th, 2010

    The true test will be if she disappears mysteriously (presumably abducted by Tralfamadorians) and ends up pregnant from a war veteran who travels thru his own timeline.

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    weejuns says...
    2:15 pm on August 9th, 2010

    I can’t imagine the complete embarrassment that Fishburne’s daughter is causing him. There is something wrong with her that she wants to lead a life like that.

  3. 3
    blah says...
    3:11 pm on August 9th, 2010

    Its Bush’s fault wait…

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    Bryan Young says...
    5:19 pm on August 9th, 2010

    2 points for a well played Vonnegut reference. -2 points for explaining it.

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    Celebrity Sex Tapes We'd Like To See More Than Montana Fishburne's | The Smoking Jacket says...
    10:02 am on August 11th, 2010

    [...] heard that Laurence Fishburne, the man who introduced Neo to the Matrix, has been having some family trouble of late. Fishburne’s daughter Montana, fed by a keen admiration for the many accomplishments [...]

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