Being the son of the sexiest teacher at school couldn’t have been easy. Especially when she flaunted it at every opportunity and wore outfits that put the actual schoolgirls to shame. Cropped sweaters, plaid skirts, thigh-high socks, even the occasional belly chain. How she got away with it we’ll never know, although we have a hunch that the administrators (both men and women alike) didn’t want to deprive themselves of such wonderful visuals and simply let it slide.
For you, it was a burden, one that actually drove you into therapy, if we recall correctly. For us, it was a pleasure—because your mom was hot!
Model: Miss October 1995 Alicia Rickter