Last week we brought up and then immediately dismissed new UK girl group Miss Millionaire, speculating that they’re be musically worthless but the topless modeling some of them have done in the past makes them worth a look.
That was hasty. We apologize. (And if necessary we apologize for “pop tarts” as well.)
We’re not saying their single “She’s a Freak” will be universally appealing, but it’s a song that knows what it is, and has a video to match. It’s nasty, grindy, prefab club music and — following the lead, perhaps, of Benny Benassi — the Misses come at you with a who’s-your-mommy cleavage and fetish assault that you can’t help but watch. Here it is, enjoy:
Miss Millionaire, “She’s a Freak”
We’ll go ahead and put that in our Hall of Fame of gratuitously sexy videos. Along with which others, you ask? Well let’s have a look (props to Heavy.com for refreshing our memory on a few of these):
Benny Benassi, “Satisfaction.” A classic of the genre.
Leather Hands, “Vertical Lines.” A short film about big bouncing boobs. Also has music.
Alex Gaudino ft. Crystal Waters, “Destination Calabria.” You may have seen these dancing asses in a ubiquitous animated gif — now you know where they came from.
MVP, “Roc Ya Body.” That is just a lot of attractive girls in bikinis.
Tatjana, “Baila Baila (Club Mix).” Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. Her boobs sound nice.
Eric Prydz, “Call on Me.” Before the music even starts, you may find yourself thinking you’ll have a hard time getting this thong out of your mind.
Ophelie Winter, “Shame on You.” A little bit of a curve ball here as she’s not wearing a bikini or thong, but damn — that is one beautiful French lady who’s happy to serve you her croques madames with a side of maple syrup.