Wedneday Wasabi: Miri Hanai

We’ve got several Japanese chicks on our list we want to feature as Wednesday Wasabi — the question is, which one? Well, how’s this for a reason:

March is American Red Cross month, and we’ve found pictures of the divine Miri Hanai wearing a nurse’s hat with a red cross on it.

Yes, it’s a flimsy premise. Posting Japanese girls on Wednesday because it starts with the same letter as wasabi is a flimsy premise to begin with. Our whole life is a series of flimsy premises — thanks for pointing that out.

We’re reminded of the Monty Python sketch in which an accountant (Michael Palin) tells the vocational guidance counselor he should be a lion tamer because he has a hat that says “lion tamer” on it.

“Mr. Anchovy, the snag is, if I now call Mr. Chipperfield and say to him, ‘Look here, I’ve got a forty-five-year-old chartered accountant with me who wants to become a lion tamer’, his first question is not going to be ‘Does he have his own hat?’”

If we call Mr. Chipperfield and say to him, “Look here, we’ve got a 24-year-old 36F Japanese model with us who wants to save lives with the American Red Cross,” his first question is not going to be “Does she have her own hat?”

Mr. Chipperfield is clearly an idiot. Miri Hanai, underqualified though she may be, can work her healing magic on us any day.

Hey, that reminds us of the part in Holy Grail when Galahad is wounded and Sister Zoot introduces Dr. Piglet and Dr. Winston…