Miranda Kerr Is Done as a Victoria’s Secret Angel

Miranda Kerr

Is this the end of Miranda Kerr as a Victoria’s Secret Angel?

Victoria’s Secret went into damage-control mode, with a honcho issuing a statement that the story is total hogwash. Miranda is “a consummate professional,” he said. “Any rumors to the contrary are simply untrue. While her international commitments have kept her away from us more than we’d like over the past few years.”

He somewhat creepily added “She will always be an Angel to me.” Aww.

A story in yesterday’s New York Post quotes an unnamed source who also says talk of her being fired is totally wack. Miranda simply couldn’t give Victoria’s Secret the time commitment that is expected of Angels.

To be clear, Miranda has only been fired/retired from the job of Angel. She won’t be allowed to walk the catwalk wearing the wings, headdresses and other ridiculous crap that often spoils the view of her and the lingerie. She can and will continue to model the bras and panties in catalogs. Like so:

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