totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”
“Page 3″ Idol continues — this, for those of you just joining us, is the greatest contest in the history of contests. It’s all the excitement of American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, The Voice, and Does Cleveland Have Talent — with boobs.
Page 3 Idol seeks to pick the next mega-babe for Britain’s The Sun newspaper, which features a topless model every day. Previous winners have gone on to become internet-famous; we’re talking Keeley Hazell, Lacey Banghard, Lucy (Collett) Vixen.
The contestants have been rolled out in batches of 6-10 a day for 22 days on Page3.com — we’re not math whizzes but that is a lot of girls queued up for the privilege of showing their goods. The first round is over and the girls are in the process — right now — of shooting their official pictures.
They’re listed simply by first name, so it’s a little hard researching them, although we knew Lyla Ashby right away.
Here’s another we’ve uncovered: Michelle De Feo (twollow her on fitter @MichelleDeFeo). She could definitely make the final group, don’t you think?