Who’s Micaela Schaefer? She’s a German model, one of those statuesque European types who comes along every so often for the purpose of wearing outrageous getups in public. Wardrobe malfunctions are par for the course, but that’s not really a big deal for Micaela as she has a nude calendar and was known for her shower scenes on the German edition of Big Brother. It reminds us of what another European serial exhibitionist, Brigitte Nielsen, once said back when she was considered hot:

“I do expose my body, but only because I think people should have something nice to look at.”

Here she is wearing what appears to be a dress made of film for the Men In Black 3 premiere, patriotic bodypaint to cheer on the German soccer team, and a not-actually-that-risque outfit at Mercedes Benz fashion week. Did we say “history” of Micaela’s near-nekkedness? Sorry, this is just the past few months, really.

(Props to Huffington Post, Egotastic!, Acid Cow and BoobieBlog.)