Mellisa Clarke: We Have a Page 3 Idol Winner #thursdaytotty

Mellisa Clarke

totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”

We followed with great interest the various stages of Page 3 Idol, looked at favorites here and there (alas, Lyla Ashby and Michelle de Feo, it wasn’t to be), yet by the time the contest had been sorted to the final 12 and then the final 3, the writing was on the wall.

Mellisa Clarke is the new Page 3 Idol. Really, it was never not going to be Mellisa Clarke.

And we congratulate the lovely and beautiful Mellisa Clarke — this is a girl who hits the ground running with a ton of fans and will be a regular, sexy presence on the internet for years to com, like Keeley Hazell, Lacey Banghard, and Lucy Vixen.

And if nothing else, we got to know — in addition to Mellisa — a whole lot of girls we now need to track down and hound for more sexy pictures. We have our list. We’re on the case.

But back to the winner (this was announced several days ago) — Mellisa Clarke, in all her glory from her site

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