Melissa Debling Won’t Be Homeless Much Longer #thursdaytotty

totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”

Poor Melissa Debling! Girl has been through the wringer.

That’s our assumption, anyway, based on the fact that she is about to launch her official site for the third time. Melissa, who is a popular model in the British newspapers and men’s magazines, was a staple of onlytease.com and has put out a calendar for the past few years, but when it comes to carving out her own corner of cyberspace it hasn’t been smooth sailing.

We are saying this only based on the fact that she’s no longer with melissa-debling.com, which was actually the renamed melissadebling.com, nor is she with officialmelissadebling.com, and is all excited on Twitter (@MelissaD89) about the launch of her “official and only website” MelissaD.co.uk.

Will the third time be the charm? Poor girl just wants to get her baps out for the lads and the lads don’t really care what the URL is. Let’s just get on with it while she’s still young!

MelissaD.co.uk isn’t live yet but Mel assumes us it will be really, really, really soon. Until them we’ll have to do with a dog’s breakfast of pictures from magazines, Instagram, and her former sites.

Oh, “dog’s breakfast” is just a thing British people say that means it’s a jumble or confused mess. These pictures are not literally a meal for your dog. Jpegs are computer files anyway, your dog couldn’t eat them! Although we would not blame him if he tried.

Related on The Smoking Jacket:
Tuesday Totty: Lindsey Strutt and Melissa Debling in White Bikinis
Rosie Jones and #SupportPage3: They Hate These Cans!

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