Megan Fox Talks to Dolphins + More! The 6 Sexiest Ads in Recent Advertising History

Megan Fox Talks to Dolphins + More! The 6 Sexiest Ads in Recent Advertising History

1. PETA Puts the Muff Back Into the Dive

Megan Fox Talks to Dolphins + More! The 6 Sexiest Ads in Recent Advertising History

For its latest zany effort to call attention to its causes, PETA is out with an anti-fur ad featuring a rather bushy Joanna Krupa and the headline, “Fir Trim: Unattractive. Don’t Ruin Your Look With Fur Trim.” Oh yes, people. We’re gonna get some trim tonight but no bush because, well, bush is bad. No, that’s not a political statement. It’s just the latest bit of sensationalism from a brand who has so fully bought into the sex sells approach to marketing, they have no problem blatantly acknowledging it.

2. Hottub Hotties Promote Creative Competition

Megan Fox Talks to Dolphins + More! The 6 Sexiest Ads in Recent Advertising History

In Portugal, they have no problem whatsoever sexualizing not just advertising but the industry itself. Ah, if only working in advertising where really like this. After all, who wouldn’t want to knock out a few creative ideas while bathing in a hottub with a threesome of awesome?

The ideas will be big and the success huge. Hmm.

3. PETA Says Veggies Give You a Big Cucumber

Megan Fox Talks to Dolphins + More! The 6 Sexiest Ads in Recent Advertising History

In an ad that caused on one YouTube commenter to wonder whether or not “PETA is secretly run by the American beef industry as part of a conspiracy to scare people away from vegetarianism,” we are graced with a collective of delicious (or scary depending upon your viewpoint) vegetables dangling as if epic manhood ripe with veggie-fueled stamina which cause a chorus of women to sing, “Give it. I want it. I take it. I got it.”

This is, perhaps the funniest and, at the same time, most horrifying work we have ever seen from PETA.

4. Megan Fox Leaves Booty at Home in Brainy Acer Ad

Megan Fox Talks to Dolphins + More! The 6 Sexiest Ads in Recent Advertising History

Seemingly uninterested in the prospect of playing yet another hottie with a hot body — this time a character who wears her underwear in space — Megan Fox has higher aspirations; Marine Biology and the invention of a technology with which to speak to dolphins.

While she’s well-clothed in a lab coat for most of this commercial, there’s no denying Fox is hot no matter what she wears… or doesn’t.

5. Breasts Bobble, Bulge, Bounce for a Good Cause

Megan Fox Talks to Dolphins + More! The 6 Sexiest Ads in Recent Advertising History

While we can debate the merits of sexualizing breasts to call attention to cancer, here at The Smoking Jacket we’re more concerned with debating the merits of just how fine breasts look when they bobble, bulge and bounce no matter the cause. And these are some fine bobbling, bulging and bouncing breasts. So sit back and enjoy. And leave the political/societal debates for othgers. We’re all about a good time here at TSJ.

6. Sensuous Sides Bra Eliminates Side Boob

While we’re not fans of anything that would eliminate the joy of appreciating the ever sexy side boob, we do admit we’re a fan of the lovely lady in this Soma Intimates ad who’s touting a bra that accomplishes such a travesty. So while we’re certainly not going to tell our girl to squeeze her 34 DDDs into one of these fun-robbing, “side-slimming” bras, we are going to share with you the lovely lady who is doing just that, Nocole Boerner.

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