Meet Sara Fletcher

Sara Fletcher

Photo: Dave Schwep

Watching Secret Girlfriend, the funny-but-canceled Comedy Central series, we always had the same two thoughts. One was that we wished Jessica could be our girlfriend; two was if Jessica were our girlfriend we would have a devil of a time keeping it a secret. The super-cool, super-cute Jessica is actually Sara Fletcher, a super-cool-and-cute model-and-actress whom you might also have seen hosting Movie Mob on the Reelz channel. She’ll be hitting the big screen soon in Hamill and Beyond the Mat and has finished filming Hitched, a pilot for CBS. Until then, study up on her here and follow her every move at

Birthplace: Canton, Ohio

Current location: Los Angeles, California

Measurements: 5 foot 2, eyes of blue

I think my best physical feature is: My eyes

Men say my best physical feature is: My butt

My best trait is: My humor. I have the sense of humor of a dirty old man.

My worst habit is: Eating excessive amounts of cheese.

I wish more men would: Bake dessert for their ladies—with lots of whipped cream

The key to my heart is: A good sense of humor and pizza

Compliment me on: My perfect size 6 feet

Pet name for my boobs: My muffin tins. It’s a long story.

What I love about my boobs: They’re perky and just the right size.

When it comes to my body, please do: Offer massages as often as possible. They say a significant amount of back rubs lead to sex. Isn’t it worth finding out if that’s true?

When it comes to my body, please do not: Give me hickeys…at least without asking.

Most important rule of bedroom etiquette: The best way to get me to try new things is to use the magic word: please.

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: My tiny blue string Brazilian cut bikini

The sexiest thing I will wear in the bedroom: Stockings, high heels and a smile

A superficial thing I am attracted to: The Man-V: those cut muscle lines above a guy’s waist that converge in a V shape pointing down to his man-popsicle.

My favorite physical feature on a man: Shoulders and upper back. Gimme some broad shoulders and a surfer’s body any day!

My favorite trait in a man: His sense of humor

A man will impress me if: He’s passionate and confident.

A man will turn me on if: If he tickles my funny bone, then tickles me elsewhere.

A man will disappoint me if: He blatantly hits on my friends in front of me.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Bring me some Strawberry Blonde ale and a black olive pizza.

I will not even give you a second look if: You spout ignorant or racist remarks.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: Hand me their business card and tell me they are a photographer when they are really just a GWC (that’s a term models use for amateurs who are just in it to look at pretty girls—it stands for Guy With Camera).

I will sleep with you when: You show me that you deserve my goodies. Make me laugh, be spontaneous and buy my love with pizza.

I will never sleep with you if: You tell me you are dying of a strange disease, but really are not dying at all. (Yes, this actually happened. Terminal illness is not a free pass into my pants.)

Don’t you dare: Call me mom, momma, boo or bitch.

The best date I ever had was: One Valentine’s Day—we got lost in the woods and ended up at a waterfall before finding our way out in time to make it to dinner. Then after dinner we went to a playground, got kicked out by the cops and ended the whole evening with a sword fight and a sultry goodbye.

I am the ideal woman because: My favorite evening consists of a man, pizza, beer and my dogs.

I am not the ideal woman because: I can’t cook to save my life, and most everything I try to prepare in the kitchen ends up burnt or in the dog dish.

I am the best in the world at: Signing sexy talk from across the room. I have a degree in American Sign Language Interpreting, which makes me good with my hands.

I need a man who is: Open to trying new adventures and experiences. If you can’t fly by the seat of your pants, you’ve got no chance of getting in mine.

In my opinion, astrology is: Fun and hilarious to read, but I don’t take it too seriously. (Although Mars in retrograde has seriously fucked my shit up a few times. For real.)

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My three dogs

The last movie that made me laugh: Dinner for Schmucks

The last movie that made me cry: Up

My philosophy of love: I wear my heart on my sleeve; you’ll always know exactly how I feel.

My philosophy of sex: Find someone sexy you trust—and try everything.

My philosophy of life: When life gives you lemons, stick ‘em in your bra. Can’t hurt, might help.

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I’m real, from my body to my personality: Who I am is who I am. I’m not perfect by any means and have my days of insanity like anyone, but at the end of the day I’m just Sara: small, but mighty.

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