Ask Mancunian Layla Louise what she’s been up to and you’ll get an earful. There are the adverts (TV comercials): MTV, VH1, Boots (a drugstore) and GOD TV, for which she played an angel. As you would expect! She’s also appeared in hip hop videos by UK artists you’ve never heard of. As you would expect! And has hosted a TV show called Party Talk. As you would expect! She has a law degree, which you might not have expected. Currently she’s performing burlesque as “Lovely Laylicious,” playing guitar in her all-girl band and acting in a short called Repaid in Full. She’s also writing for the screen, and we like the sound of her first project: Sweetcheeks. Yes, they do look a bit sweet, don’t they?
Birthplace: Manchester, UK.
Current location: London, UK.
Measurements: 32F natural, 25, 37.
I think my best physical feature is: My eyes.
Men say my best physical feature is: My lips or breasts.
Tattoos, and what they mean: None, I prefer my bare skin.
Sexiest woman ever: Pam Grier, because she is beautiful and captivating she comes across as such a strong woman.
Sexiest man ever: I’ve adored Ray Liotta ever since I was a kid. I tend to be attracted to older, charming men.
My best trait is: I always look for the good in people.
My worst habit is: That I can sometimes be a little shy.
I wish more men would: Be gentlemen.
The key to my heart is: Somewhere out there.
Compliment me on: Nothing, unless you mean it.
Pet name for my boobs: Laurel and Hardy, as they always get me into a mess.
What I love about my boobs: How sensitive they are and how they are all mine.
When it comes to my body, please do: Enjoy. Bon appetit!
When it comes to my body, please do not: Take it skiing, I can’t stand the cold!
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Hygiene.
Physical feature I like to show off: My lips.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: When performing burlesque, I don’t have on much more than a g-string and a pair of nipple tassels.
Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: Champagne.
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Great guitar players, and their sexy fingers!
My favorite physical feature on a man: Nice fingers.
My favorite trait in a man: When he knows what he wants, and goes for it.
A man will impress me if: He makes me laugh.
A man will turn me on if: He smells nice.
A man will disappoint me if: He doesn’t like my cat.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Tell me a funny joke.
I will not even give you a second look if: You have a big ego.
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: I’ve had a few start stroking my hair before they have even spoken to me. I really don’t like it.
I will sleep with you when: I’m ready.
I will never sleep with you if: You’re smelly.
Don’t you dare: Be mean.
The best date I ever had was: At McDonald’s — we walked through the drive-through, and he offered me some fries.
I am the ideal woman because: I’m happy being me.
I am not the ideal woman because: I sometimes don’t wake up when the alarm goes off.
I need a man who can: Fix things when they are broken.
In my opinion, astrology is: Entertaining.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My bedroom ceiling.
The last movie that made me laugh: Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox Story.
The last movie that made me cry: Bad Guy (aka Nabbeun namja) — I love Korean films.
My philosphy of love: If you can’t love yourself, who will?
My philosophy of sex: Never be selfish. Play nice and have fun.
My philosophy of life: Life is like riding a bicycle, keep moving or you’ll fall off.
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: They could use some more curly girls.