Meet Laura Doré; Sweetie Cyanide Isn’t Here Now

Laura DoreLaura Doré is an accomplished swimsuit, pinup, fetish and fashion model, and she’s appeared in videos by Kanye West and Jamie Foxx–in other words, this is a pretty hot babe. She has a list of magazine credits as long as your arm (or longer if you have short arms) that includes Show, FHM, Lowrider Girls, Showcase, Blackmen, XXL, Bizarre and Marquis. Her calendar, soon to be available at, serves up Vargas-inspired cheesecake–with the occasional macabre twist. On top of it all, she has an alter ego, which is cool–how many people do you know who have an alter ego? When not glamming it up as Laura Doré, she gets grungy-sexy as Sweetie Cyanide. Sounds delicious, but don’t put it in your coffee.

Hometown: Austin,Texas

Current location: Austin and Los Angeles

Measurements: 34C-23-39

I think my best physical feature is: My hands. I have Jack the Pumpkin King fingers.

Men say my best physical feature is: My bum or my eyes

Tattoos: I have a koi on my left foot. It symbolizes aspiration and advancement.

Sexiest woman ever: Dita Von Teese! She’s beautiful, classy and talented.

Sexiest man ever: Johnny Depp. He’s a beautiful oddball.

My best trait is: My sense of humor

My worst habit is: I get bitchy when I’m hungry or sleepy.

I wish more men would: Cook

The key to my heart is: Cooking! And having a positive outlook.

Compliment me on: Anything out-of-the-ordinary.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My crazy pitbull, Butter

Pet name for my boobs: “My boobs”

What I love about my boobs: They fit into clothes well.

When it comes to my body, please do: Give a massage–as long as my stranger danger alert has been lifted.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Invade my space if I don’t know you.

My breasts like it when you: Say hello

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Getting to know each other first

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: A tight dress or jeggings

Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: Latex or vintage lingerie

A superficial thing I am attracted to: Thick eyebrows

My favorite physical feature on a man: Eyes or lips

My favorite trait in a man: Drive and sense of humor

A man will impress me if: He’s seen more horror movies than me.

A man will turn me on if: He listens.

A man will disappoint me if: He is scared of my pitbull or horror movies.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Cook! Or buy me a book.

I will not even give you a second look if: You are arrogant.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: “I drive a… [fill in the blank].”

I will sleep with you when: I want to.

I will never sleep with you if: You are annoying.

Don’t you dare: Make me mad

The best date I ever had was: At a Korn concert

I am the ideal woman because: I am pretty easy to get along with.

I am not the ideal woman because: I am very disorganized.

I am the best in the world at: Doing hair

I need a man who will: Babysit Butter and cook

In my opinion, astrology is: Interesting

The last movie that made me laugh: The Human Centipede

The last movie that made me cry: I’m not really a cryer.

My philosophy of love: It’s like Leonard Lake said: “If you love something let it go, if it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it.”

My philosophy of sex: Let’s go!

My philosophy of life: Live it

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I am really cool.

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