We do love the English ladies here — see regular Tuesday Totty feature — shame is we don’t actually hear from them too often. So today it is our massive pleasure to bring you not just a girl who happens to talk like they do on Masterpiece Theater but also happens to be just about the hottest new model in all of Albion.

Danielle Sharp. Learn the name.

Danielle won Loaded magazine’s Student of the Year contest (may not be the official name) and since then has been regularly seen flaunting her goods in all the best places, including Front and Nuts. If you were going to create a parody of Englishness you might come up with something like Danielle — see below references to Harry Potter, Manchester United, and Ricky Gervais. She is as English as an English girl can be.

Oh, and also dead sexy. If this is parody of something, we will take it, thanks.

Many thanks to Danielle for doing this — and to Egotastic, Danielle’s Twitter feed, and Danielle’s Facebook page for helping us find the few pictures of her that are not all cluttered up with her large bare breasts. Apparently those have become a big hit in England.

I’m a nerd about: Harry Potter. I have the tapes, all the films and last Halloween I was Hermione. Love it!

Please worship my: Boobies? It takes a lot of effort walking around with these bad boys, haha!

Sex is: Wonderful, with the right person obviously.

My greatest weakness: I can bit a bit of social retard. I don’t know why, I just get shy.

Food that turns me on: I guess strawberries are known for that, and I love a good strawberry.

Something cool about having boobs: They’re like having a secret weapon!

When I throw a party I make sure to: Get unbelievably drunk, usually resulting in me missing out on everything.

The funniest comedian is: Karl Pilkington — hilarious!

People tell me I look like: Elizabeth Hurley!

I’m too sexy for my: BRAS! They never fit properly.

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: Either an artist or a vet. I still love animals, but screw messing about with needles and stuff! Eww.

Stay out of my way when: I’m being irritable and grumpy.

My relationship with spectator sports is: I’m a Manchester United fan. I have a family dog called Rooney!

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: Maybe like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley — she’s just so perfect it’s sickening!

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: Well, I study fashion, and it’s what I’ve done since before I started modeling. I’m hoping to go further with that! [See paperbirdi.blogspot.com for a bit of this. --Ed.]

Last time I ate way too much was: At a family BBQ last week — I ate about six veggie sausages and loads of other stuff, then basically carried on eating in bulk all weekend. Made myself pretty sick in the end. I can eat for England.