Meet 32HH Internet Sensation Jordan Carver
In no time, and seemingly out of nowhere, zaftig Bavarian fraulein Jordan Carver has shot to the top of the heap of curvaceous internet models. It’s no mystery why—she’s pinup-pretty, full of spirit and proud of her 32HH Hindenbergs. As we learned, there’s more to the 24-year-old stunner than meets the eye—and what meets the eye is quite a lot to begin with.
YOU’RE FROM MUNICH IN BAVARIA, BUT YOU HAVE ITALIAN ROOTS. WHAT PARTS OF YOUR PERSONALITY ARE GERMAN, AND WHAT PARTS ARE ITALIAN? Well, that’s a great question. I think I have some of the typical German stereotypes like timeliness, tidiness and accuracy. But it’s a good mix with my Italian behavior—which is temperamental and all about amore.
WHAT MAKES GERMAN WOMEN SO BEAUTIFUL? Hmm, I don’t find German women to be beautiful and sexy. Most of them loon uncomfortable or unimpressive.
WHAT MAKES ITALIAN WOMEN SO BEAUTIFUL? Italian women look beautiful solely because of how they live their life.
DO EUROPEANS GET AS EXCITED ABOUT REALLY BIG BOOBS AS AMERICANS DO? Absolutely not, especially in Germany. They are small-minded, so to speak.
WHO ARE THE MOST BOOB-CRAZY MEN ON THE PLANET? I was in London a couple of weeks ago and I must say: British men are boob-crazy! It was very amusing. You won’t believe what some guys will do just to take a second look at my boobs.
HOW DO YOU SAY “ENORMOUS BOOBS” IN GERMAN? Ha! Mostly the guys say moepse, titten and hupen but I don’t really like those words.
WHEN YOU GO OUT TO A CLUB OR BAR, WHAT SORT OF OUTFITS DO YOU WEAR? It’s not my style to go out like a nun. I always wear high heels and a sexy dress.
HAVE YOUR BREASTS EVER POPPED OUT IN PUBLIC? Actually, yes—it happens a lot when I’m shooting pictures. And if it happens when we’re shooting in a public place—well, here you go boys, enjoy!
IN BED, DO MEN PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO YOUR BOOBS? Yes, they do. I can promise you I have many other charms.
IS THERE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD BETTER THAN BIG BOOBS? Yes, of course. But for me they’re the most important thing since I turned out to a big-boobed glamour and lingerie model. And I guess my fans agree.
HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN SO BUSTY? Until I was 14, I was a little chicken. Everyone laughed at me because of my flat chest. After summer vacation, when I turned 15, they laughed no more!
MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD: There are some cuties out there—Dwayne Johnson is hot, for example. But I’m really not sure if he is the most handsome out there.
SEXIEST PART OF A MAN’S BODY: The upper body. I especially like a hairy, muscular chest.
A MAN WILL IMPRESS ME IF HE: Is cultured
A MAN WILL TURN ME ON IF HE: Can match his clothing
A MAN WILL DISAPPOINT ME IF HE: Is rude or too shy
MY FAVORITE UNDERWEAR: Is from Bravissimo and not really sexy. It’s kind of a “grandma” bra, but it fits well.
MY SEXIEST UNDERWEAR: Is from Agent Provocateur
WHAT I LIKE IN A BRA: It must be strong enough to hold heavy boobs and push them up a bit.
WHAT I WEAR TO BED: Only a thong and sometimes a shirt
WHAT MEN LOVE ABOUT ME: Well, I guess my boobs, but it’s a shame to be reduced to that. There is so much more to discover if you’ll look behind the wall. And no, the “wall” is not my breasts.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU USED YOUR SEX APPEAL TO GET WHAT YOU WANT?: Last week—I was driving too fast in my car, a policeman stopped me…you know how it goes.
SECRET SEXUAL FANTASY: I’d love to have sex in a sinister castle. Beforehand we would drink old wine and talk in front of the fireplace to get in the mood.
SLUTTIEST ITEM OF CLOTHING I OWN: I have some black latex knee-length boots with golden trim. They are super porny, and I love them.
FAVORITE SWIMSUIT: I don’t have one—there are absolutely no swimsuits I like! I think I might have to create my own swimsuit collection.
EVER BEEN TO A NUDE BEACH?: Yes, of course. A friend and I were on a small Caribbean island with nobody around. After walking around we decided to get off our bikinis, and we laid there on the beach until sunset. It was awesome.
ARE YOU SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?: Not really
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH A WOMAN?: Yes, more than one. But it wasn’t anything special—these things just happen after a good night of partying.
PLACE I LIKE TO BE TOUCHED: On my hips
MOST UNUSUAL PLACE I’VE HAD SEX: On a pedalboat. Afterward I was seasick.
Keep up with Jordan at jordancarver.com, Facebook, and http://twitter.com/jordancarver. Photos courtesy jordancarver.com and Actiongirls.
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[...] Friend of Girlwatcher Jordan Carver sends Oktoberfest report to local Chicago news, male newscasters get frisky: [...]
6:04 pm on July 25th, 2010
Love her boobs! who performed the augmentation? xoxo
2:44 am on July 26th, 2010
holy! holding those boobs are like training bras for holding babies in the future.
Jordan will be a great mom.
9:15 am on July 27th, 2010
Ah what happened to her right implant? She always needs to push it so hard to the mid to create symmetry when bra/bikini isnt supporting. And its nipple is still watching the sky on the right?
“FAVORITE SWIMSUIT: I don’t have one—there are absolutely no swimsuits I like! I think I might have to create my own swimsuit collection.”
What was her name? Heidi Pratt?
6:29 am on July 28th, 2010
She totally contradicts herself at every 2nd question. German guys don’t like boobs- but everytime she is reduced to that for example. Still hot though
9:17 am on July 28th, 2010
I did not know her, but now she is one of my favorite. German women are famous because their breast, specialy bavarian.
11:10 pm on July 28th, 2010
kamu sudah terlihat cantik tanpa harus menonjolkan payudara kamu, saya suka..
8:27 pm on August 3rd, 2010
Shame it’s only silicone. It’s like false advertising….MEH!
9:43 pm on August 8th, 2010
lol boobies
10:01 am on August 20th, 2010
[...] a month ago, we brought you new kid on the block Jordan Carver, now say hello to newer kid Wendy 4, also known as Wendy Fiore and Wendy Combattente. Chicago [...]
2:44 pm on September 26th, 2010
Great to see Playboy having an interest in my favorite babe, hopefully she will be featured in the magazine soon
7:01 am on September 28th, 2010
[...] Friend of Girlwatcher Jordan Carver sends Oktoberfest report to local Chicago news, male newscasters get frisky: [...]
1:45 pm on October 9th, 2010
Oh ya Baby! i love her sexual energy and her perfect big boobs!
10:11 pm on December 11th, 2010
i like bobbies
6:56 pm on January 2nd, 2011
In scripture, our Lord says: “If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire” (Matt. 18:
I wonder how that passage should be applied to these bountiful babes of protuberance proportions and dubious moral character? If these “bags of sin” are to be the cause of your damnation, then away with them. I would much prefer to see her in heaven than in hell.
Now it should be mentioned that, for those who get to heaven, they will receive a new glorified body, perfect in every way, and beautiful beyond description, with any missing parts perfectly restored.
Read the book “The Four Last Things”, from Tan Books. It has the most beautiful description of heaven, and describes all the wonderful properties of the glorified body
3:13 am on January 31st, 2011
Wow, she is a perfect girl
10:37 pm on February 18th, 2011
I have fallen madly in love & lust with Jordan Carver…
we even have the same initials…
NO problem with engraving our initials and towel monogram…LOL
Jesse
3:23 pm on February 26th, 2011
I have to say that Jordan Carver is the most GORGEOUS woman I have ever seen!! GOD was really hitting on all cylinders the day he made her!!! Simply amazing….
3:49 pm on March 2nd, 2011
ajkwecwa.kuWLOBF
8:26 am on March 18th, 2011
whell she is damm beauty girl
12:17 pm on April 19th, 2011
i just wanna have a good fuck with her . i would spill my love lotion in het hot hot and very hot pussey and all over her booooobs . only then i will be satisfied. happy pregnancy to jordan….. just i m the father ha ha ha!!!!
3:31 pm on May 2nd, 2011
After watching your boobs my penis is saluiting for you
8:27 am on June 4th, 2011
I LIKE UR SMART AND HARD AND BIG BIG BOOBS GOD GIVES U A VERY SPECIAL GIFT I AM REALY IMPRRESED
3:57 pm on August 30th, 2011
i am iranian very love u jordan size a world
6:05 pm on October 5th, 2011
i am pleased to know your personal and thoughts. you think about life and people is great. your attitude is really good. i am happy to know your thought to respond the question “WHAT MEN LOVE ABOUT ME?” your answer was, “Well, I guess my boobs, but it’s a shame to be reduced to that. There is so much more to discover if you’ll look behind the wall. And no, the “wall” is not my breasts.” it was so simple and very good.
you are very sweet and good!!!!!!!
thank god! we have a person in the world, who speaks clearly to the world.
8:53 pm on November 8th, 2011
She is very hot, its a pity she is lying that she got naturals. Just admit it Jordan: u r enhanced
3:56 pm on November 9th, 2011
ich bin total in jordan verliebt
3:58 pm on November 9th, 2011
ihre brüste machen einen wahnsinnig
4:01 pm on November 9th, 2011
ich habe mich in jordan wegen ihrer
riesigen brüste
4:04 pm on November 9th, 2011
ich möchte jetzt bei meiner jordan wegen ihrer irren risigen brüste sein
4:05 pm on November 9th, 2011
ich möchte mit jordan wegen ihrer riesigen brüste schlafen
4:07 pm on November 9th, 2011
ich möchte zärtlich ihre irren riesigen traumhaft schönen brüste küssen
10:06 am on November 10th, 2011
jordan ist einfach zum verrückt werden
12:33 am on November 14th, 2011
Hi Jorden, du bist einfach super ! Dein Lächeln, deine Ausstrahlung, deine super Figur – hoffe man kann sich mal treffen ! pass auf Dich auf.
4:11 pm on January 2nd, 2012
her boobs are so fat i just wanna lick and suck on them ; ) and then put my dick in her mouth i really wanna suck on her juicy titties if i see her in person i put my big juicy long dick in her 3 hole ( her butt hole pussy hole and her mouth )
5:30 am on February 2nd, 2012
Well she is out of the world i don’t know what to say after look at this kind of boobs i am going wild do anuthing if she will be mine for a moment……..
12:59 pm on March 30th, 2012
I am your biggest fan & Lover, Also i Want to Fuck you…really i wanna Fuck..fuck you busty …i wanna suck your cute cute very cute pussy and juicy boooooooooobs ummmmmmmm……fuck you baby
7:08 pm on April 20th, 2012
Jordan Carver Is the Most Sexy Looking Woman I’ve Seen in a very Long Time.
Sincerely;
Mr. Franco
11:48 pm on June 19th, 2012
ohh! I can making she.
1:10 am on May 1st, 2013
Right away I am ready to do my breakfast, later than having my breakfast coming again to read further news.