Maryam Abdullina Goes Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan in Hot Lingerie

Here’s Maryam Abdullina in lingerie and swimwear by Aubade.

First, a word about Aubade: It is one of the sexiest brands of lingerie in the world. If you think of “fancy french lingerie” — you’re thinking Aubade. Aubade has been known for years for its over-the-top sexy advertising images, which if anything imply that the lingerie is at all times about to snap off your lady friend. It seems to defy the laws of physics. So this is where the best and brightest French scientists apply their brainpower.

Now, a word about Maryam Abdullina: Hmm. We have less to say about her. Really, when we say “a word” it’s really just one word: Uzbekistan. That’s all we know — she is from Uzbekistan. You could perhaps stretch that into several words if you Herman-Cain-ed it to “Uz Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan” but we try not to do that sort of thing. We know of one other Uzbeki sexpot, and that’s Natasha Kizmet.

So does that mean Maryam talks like a sexy lady spy too? We can only hope.

Related on The Smoking Jacket:
Natasha Kizmet: Bikini Tester, Bra Buster, Bill Murray Fan
Natasha Kizmet Reviews Bikinis, Bras and Lotions. Oh Boy

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